In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 06, 2023

They’re playing the Astros??!!

Aliens land next to some fishermen: “Take us to your fishing leader”.

Mookie Betts???

Come back in March.

If they wanted the leader in the USA, who would you take them to – discuss!

Their pitcher has a warp factor fastball.

Uh-oh, sounds like they’re here to take one for the team.

This isn’t hockey. Oh, you means batter.

Ok but please dont take Steven Kwan we kinda like him here!