Thatababy by Paul Trap for November 07, 2023

On the other hand don’t go where they live.

They have them in my area never seen one but ive heard them for sure

I saw a few in Arizona. They and their cousins The Mexican Beaded Lizard are slow moving. The bite can be painful due to the venom but is rarely fatal. You are more in danger from the plentiful rattlesnakes, scorpions and venomous spiders.

The best weapon to use against the Giant Gila Monster is satire.

I smell a spin-off? TABBION (That-a-baby believe it or not).

No known cure for the bite of a Komodo dragon . When it bites, that part is gone!

The reason there is no anti-venom for a gila monster is that their venom is not toxic to humans. Being extremely reclusive, they will avoid contact with humans and only bite as a defensive measure when threatened. Those rare ones may be painful but pose no actual health risk.

If you avoid him, gila void you.

My brother used to have a pet iguana that would sit on top of his old CRT computer displays. He called it his monitor lizard.

Rule #1: Don’t try to put spots on a gila monster