Pat Oliphant for August 27, 2002
August 26, 2002
August 28, 2002
Transcript:
Dick Cheney: Let's get it on! I'd love to join you, but I have this heart condition... Donald Rumsfeld: Our lawyers say you don't need the permission of Congress, general... George W. Bush: I don't? Oh, goodie! There's the enemy, men - charge!! Soldier: Charge?? Hell, General Custer, we don't even have a war plan. Nobody knows what this is about, and we don't have any allies! Soldier 2: Have you thought this through, general? The expense? The casualties? Soldier 3: This won't look good in the history books, general. Punk: The general doesn't read history.
