Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for November 13, 2023

Would a 2-for-1 sale help? Hmm. I suppose not.

I thought that was way too cheap, but that’s on the low side of what it actually cost.

That means Elon Musk could have built five of them for what he paid to turn Twitter into 8Chan.

Maybe they have them at Costco.

Perhaps he could settle for a small Large Hadron Collider?

Can you make one from Legos?

Where would you put it?

I hate it when you buy a Hadron Collider, then you never use it and just hang your clothes on it.

I heard there’ll be a desktop model out by the middle of next year.

…and WHERE will you put it? They’re colossal !

Certainly won’t fit in the punitentiary! ☺️☺️☺️

I would not spend a singular dollar on one of those

The trouble is you can’t get the parts to fix a used oneand the parts you can get have been irradiated by gamma rays. :) :(

You have to leave it plugged or you lose the liquid helium charge. It takes weeks to recharge and cool one unless you have a quick start model.