She may bring it now, CB, but you’ll probably end up wearing it.
At the dinner table one time, my oldest brother looked at me and said, “Pass the salt!”. My mom said, “Say ‘please’ you big pig!”, so my brother said, “OK, pass the salt please you big pig!”. Even my mom laughed.
mccollunsky about 1 year ago
Don’t forget to tip your waitress, but she might not like it.
iggyman about 1 year ago
I would hear “Get it yourself”!
uniquename about 1 year ago
She may bring it now, CB, but you’ll probably end up wearing it.
At the dinner table one time, my oldest brother looked at me and said, “Pass the salt!”. My mom said, “Say ‘please’ you big pig!”, so my brother said, “OK, pass the salt please you big pig!”. Even my mom laughed.
Chris about 1 year ago
careful Chuck, you could be wearing that glass of water on your head.
notmoving Premium Member about 1 year ago
He’s got a collar!
ladykat Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Say please, Charlie Brown, or you might not like where the water ends up.
sobrown51 almost 1 year ago
Good joke, but no water coming…..
Dkram almost 1 year ago
Careful Charlie, she’ll push your ears together.
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eced52 almost 1 year ago
They have been watching Abbot and Costello.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Good joke and a lesson in manners too.