She may bring it now, CB, but you’ll probably end up wearing it.
At the dinner table one time, my oldest brother looked at me and said, “Pass the salt!”. My mom said, “Say ‘please’ you big pig!”, so my brother said, “OK, pass the salt please you big pig!”. Even my mom laughed.
mccollunsky 10 months ago
Don’t forget to tip your waitress, but she might not like it.
iggyman 10 months ago
I would hear “Get it yourself”!
uniquename 10 months ago
She may bring it now, CB, but you’ll probably end up wearing it.
At the dinner table one time, my oldest brother looked at me and said, “Pass the salt!”. My mom said, “Say ‘please’ you big pig!”, so my brother said, “OK, pass the salt please you big pig!”. Even my mom laughed.
Chris 10 months ago
careful Chuck, you could be wearing that glass of water on your head.
notmoving Premium Member 10 months ago
He’s got a collar!
ladykat 10 months ago
Say please, Charlie Brown, or you might not like where the water ends up.
sobrown51 10 months ago
Good joke, but no water coming…..
Dkram 10 months ago
Careful Charlie, she’ll push your ears together.
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eced52 10 months ago
They have been watching Abbot and Costello.
Shikamoo Premium Member 10 months ago
Good joke and a lesson in manners too.