Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for May 29, 2024
May 28, 2024
May 30, 2024
Transcript:
Sluggo: I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.
Nancy: I'm going to be a beauty operator. Hi, Larry---What are you going to be when you get big?
Boy: A baseball umpire.
Brings to mind the joke where an upset fan yells at an ump, if you were my husband I’d serve you poison. And the ump replies, if I were your husband I’d take it.
snsurone76 6 months ago
Nancy, YOU had better be your first customer! And Larry—you’ll play the title role in Disney’s THE SHAGGY DOG.
The Orange Mailman 6 months ago
Ángel Hernández Is retiring. Timely.
ladykat 6 months ago
Figures.
Strawberry King 6 months ago
Does he want people saying “The umpire’s blind!!!”?
SofaKing Premium Member 6 months ago
“Beauty operator.” I remember Mom making appointments at the beauty salon with her operator. Apparently they didn’t have stylists back then.
Bongo Herbert Premium Member 6 months ago
And that little boy grew up to be – Angel Hernandez.
oakie817 6 months ago
good one
brklnbern 6 months ago
Brings to mind the joke where an upset fan yells at an ump, if you were my husband I’d serve you poison. And the ump replies, if I were your husband I’d take it.
anncorr339 6 months ago
He would make aloudy umpire could not see the ball