Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 19, 2023

Facebook ruined my goal of becoming the world’s most obscure person.

Torches aren’t that bad. Being cancelled is FAR worse.

cancellation means X

I like Twitter better…in name only

Poor Frankie and his bride just put up with him when he’s in town.

Torches are so yesterday.

Some days ya got it, ‘n some ya don’t, today ya…

I thought they were using steel grilling forks with the non-slip handle.

Oh those fiends. However, if you don’t go on those sites, who cares?……

He can’t hold his liquor, ’cause he was never given a bladder.

“It’s not like the old days, is it, Unc?”

Oh man…give me the good ol’ days!

It’s truth! Being a monster these days isn’t what it used be back in “black-and-white” days….

And if anyone had any sense they’d all be permanently off all anti social media