F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 02, 2023

I’ve had that happen before.

Just like on a wall. You end up cleaning the whole room.

The secret is to buy weirdly patterned furniture. That way, nobody can tell.

Throw a blanket across the back!

I worked in a place that installed blue wall-to-wall carpeting. They soon found out why the previous tenant put in brown carpeting (coffee stains).

Just diet.

Ah, time for a new couch. Which means replacing all the furniture in the room. And paint. Different plants? A hardwood floor? Area rug? Art? Retake all the photos of family and friends… etc.

The voice of experience!

Maybe Martha Stewart has the answer.

Been there, flubbed that.

One small stain half inch stain? Clean the whole couch. It’s the only way.