Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 24, 2009

How’s the network there? Any “dead zones”?

Now you tell me!! Signed, Mr. John Doe (Deceased)

Isn’t that why they call it Twitt ering?

Amen to that.

Ya Think !

Add driving to that list. There are people who are stupid enough to do that also!

odds are he was mowed down by a driver doing the same thing, unless he a lawyer, but that’s a completely different gag.

You misspelt, Joe_Minotaur. It’s “twit erring”!

he must really have a good network to get service up here.

Hi Bob

I believe you’re right, Joe.

Twittering caution

Tweets are for twits.

Why doesn’t the angel twit on that big book for that man who twittering a note?

Hey bud, that’s not nearly as dumb as still Twittering away while crossing paths with God Almighty.

Well, if they’re going to allow twits in heaven, then I’m not going.

Doctortoon, is that a real cat?

If a person talking on a cell phone gets hit by a driver talking on a cell phone ….does that cancel the whole thing out?….Me thinks only if they are talking to each other when it happens..in that case they are both TWITS!!!!

He was probably making a comment about the “yellow pages.” (Oh, I guess that is “walking” not “talking.”)