Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 17, 2009

Yeah, but nobody goes to that club – it’s too crowded.

My ego must be broken - I never cared much for clubs.

Cavemen were known for their swinging clubs.

I don’t get the “ego” in this. To me it’s more about the desire for forbidden fruits. We just naturally want what we can’t have.

Groucho Marx had the opposite reaction, which worked out the same in the end: he refused to belong to any club that would accept him…

paigebridges, maybe the panel is about the guy with the shades putting up the fancy sign just to annoy his neighbours by snobbery?

Don’t cave in Guys.

Get you’re own club.

These places are less exclusive than you think, all you have to do to fit in is open the wallet.

ENRON 101: Do not wait for scarcity to drive up price, create “scarcity” and drive up price….

GuntotingLiberal Being a hot babe usually works, too.

I’m a Sam’s Club member. Can I get in?

All Sam Club members pay extra … for your Alter-ego!