WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 13, 2023

Which proves the old adage that you get what you pay for.

Where did the idea that I need to be provided with entertainment for a thirty second trip come from, anyway?

Does he take requests?

Oooh, he’s going down.

I think I’ll take the stairs. See you in an hour.

Whatcha, non-union scum…

You have to pay royalties for live performances, too. Unless he’s only playing tunes that are public domain.

“Do you take requests?”

“Sure do.”

“Stop!”

Ed Sheeran has a backup career

I may have heard good music in an elevator once.

When was the last time anyone heard “good music” in an elevator? As a rule, most elevator music service comes from bandwidth- and dynamic range-limited sources.

It’s nice to think that members of Coldplay have a future in music.

I knew it was the end of civilization when I heard a piano rendition of the Beatles’ Eleanor Rigby in the elevator.

And I suppose Guitar Bob is in the other elevator.

All he knows is Freebird.