Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2023

He found it … and he touched it!

Probably a Welsh rarebit, and looking many weeks old.

my dogs wouldn’t let anything be on the floor for anywhere near long enough to get ‘funky’

That might be from last New Year’s when someone made a toast.

Ha! Bon appetit!

If you not eating that, doggie here at your service.

“Roast” might’ve been funnier, but Scrooge would never pay for something so extravagant.

“You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato.”

Being a stingy miser, he warmed it up for a snack. Eww

finding that would be really crumby…

Has Scrooge checked his armpits for that bad smell?

Seems like it’d dry out before it molded…