Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 14, 2023

that’s schizophrenic

neon light for a beezer

How does he breathe when his nose is bandaged up like that.

That’s what pals are for.

They feel sorry for what they did, and buy me a pint or two

Who even bothers to bandage his nose?

He makes it too easy with a big target like that.

Sometimes you hate your friends as well.

An extreme version of this is Saturday night special, by the great Lynyrd Skynyrd band.

And yet, he still won’t pay back the loans.

They really need to knock Andy’s hat off!!

With pals like those, who needs enemies?

I’m sure your pals enjoy putting that ridiculous bandage wrap on your snoot, too.

Because they have the audacity to come and ask him for repayment.

To some, That’s Entertainment!

One of the waitresses probably bit him on the nose.

Andy and his friends are very close.

That’s some snoot-boot!

“Saturday, Saturday….” is every night for Andy!

“Well they insulted me, they called me a layabout.”

“I’d rather have an exciting enemy than a boring friend”—Professor Feather T. Barnswallow

With friends like that, Andy doesn’t need any enemies.

With pals like Andy who needs enemies?

xxx

I wonder how he can breathe with his nose completely covered:)

They loan Andy money. He deadbeats on them. They beat on him. It the cycle of cadging.

Andy’s pals are fedup of buying beer for him

Any pal of his is an idiot