Wide Open by Rich Powell for December 08, 2023

Yes you stupid chicken. The real moon.

That’s quite the leap there, Sir.

I guess the going up was okay it was the coming down part that didn’t go so well. See today’s Deering ’toon.

It was after his claim was denied that the cows started the “Eat mor chikin” ads.

“I didn’t jump! I was pushed!”

Said the chicken who never once tried crossing the road.

At least he didn’t burn up on re-entry. But it would smell delicious!

Which one? Io?

She does.

now we know why Russia’s lunar lander crashed, lunar bovine collision