Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 29, 2023

Easier then looking out the window!

One case of road rage coming up…

Norm has a phone…

I have seen everything people do while behind the wheel. I even one time seen a person brushing his teeth. I swear some people have an empty space between their ears when they drive.

Saw a guy the other day driving with a newspaper propped up in front of him. All I could do was pray he got where he was going without crashing and hurting himself and/or someone else.

I used to read the paper while driving in rush hour traffic

“And go-kart Mozart was checkin’ out the weather chart

To see if it was safe outside"

LOTW – Look Out The Window!

My neighbor asked why I was taking my dog on such a short walk. There was a severe thunderstorm 2 miles west of us on the radar and heading in my direction.

That’s even worse.

Where is it illegal to look at the phone while stopped at a light? I’m all for running people into a ditch if they’re looking at one while in motion, but a quick check at a light isn’t a problem.