1958 short story “Or All The Seas With Oysters” by Avram Davidson, he suggested that safety pins turn into wire hangers and eventually turn into bicycles. Socks turn into towels and later into ugly sweaters, pen caps turn into Tupperware lids that don’t fit anything.
Maizing 7 months ago
I thought the missing socks got turned into Tupperware lids that don’t fit anything.
oldpine52 7 months ago
Beware of the sock pirate.
sergioandrade Premium Member 7 months ago
1958 short story “Or All The Seas With Oysters” by Avram Davidson, he suggested that safety pins turn into wire hangers and eventually turn into bicycles. Socks turn into towels and later into ugly sweaters, pen caps turn into Tupperware lids that don’t fit anything.
TonysSon 7 months ago
…and it’s always the right sock that goes missing, never the left !
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 7 months ago
Well, he only needs one.
Nighthawks Premium Member 7 months ago
…they might be hanging out at the singles bar
ladykat 7 months ago
LOL!
Withan 7 months ago
He should take both, one as a spare.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
Ill-cotton booty.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 7 months ago
Porch pirates and sock pirates. What is this world coming to?
Saucy1121 Premium Member 7 months ago
Lost socks are in the hozone layer.
rgcviper 7 months ago
The same place as all the missing Tupperware lids …