The Middletons by Dana Summers for December 30, 2023

Just be sure to avoid the chocolate bunnies they sell around Eastertime…

Midge looks like she is looking forward to some of those ’Valentine’s Day chocolates’, Morris (hoping you won’t forget her) ! ! ! !

Don’t forget about the presidential pies and the st patty’s day beer.

Easter might push that to 4th of July.

Not soon, it’s now as stores have already replaced Christmas candy shelves with valentine candy.

More like Labor day

No, no, no. Memorial Day is Opening Weekend for the swimming pool. So hit the pool, swim those laps, and burn off those winter calories amassed during hiberation.

Ah, the joys of corporate America being realized – hook folks on unhealthy but highly profitable processed foods, encourage them to adopt lives of sloth by having the entire built environment designed exclusively around the needs of the automobile, and then reap additional rewards when people’s unhealthy lifestyles cause them to need countless medical procedures and medications. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

And Easter dinner!

Oh my gosh yes!! A non-stop parade of temptation! :-D

That’s why they space ’em out…