Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 04, 2009

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    Valis616  almost 16 years ago

    “For Sale: French Army rifles. Good condition. Only been dropped once.”

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    vlechtja  almost 16 years ago

    Colours!

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    Jackone  almost 16 years ago

    Sir Rodney deserves better than than.

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    greyghost83  almost 16 years ago

    ZING!

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    saltcreek  almost 16 years ago

    G. S. Patton said” I’d rather have the Germans in front of me than the French in back of me. Rodney should get a promotion for this slaughter.

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    conean  almost 16 years ago

    How dee-lite-ful-LEE POE-lee-teek-ah-LEE een-core-REKT!

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    For Sale: French Military Jeep. 5-speed transmission, all reverse….

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    lazygrazer  almost 16 years ago

    For Sale: French flags. White only.

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    gigabyte03  almost 16 years ago

    … Why so much hatred against the French?

    What once might have been, is not now so.

    An open heart invites much happiness. …

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    Fenyugreek Tubbsbottl lll says: … Why so much hatred against the french? What once might have been, is not now so. An open heart invites much happiness. …

    It’s not hatred, just some ribbing. After all, they’re the ones that gave us mimes….

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    frere.moore  almost 16 years ago

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    LOL@frere.moore - good link.

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    BubbaBighatt  almost 16 years ago

    Try this - Google “Great French Military Victories”, then instead of clicking on the Google Search button, click on the I’m Feeling Lucky button.

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    dicktheassrancher  almost 16 years ago

    america was at it’s given state of rediness in 1940 because it was not in the position of france,,, and the bleeep about ‘if’ there was a land route to england??? if your aunt had a sack she’d be your uncle

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    dicktheassrancher  almost 16 years ago

    you need to stick to your lame one-liners, that way there’s less of a chance that someone will comment on your lack of intelligence

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    BubbaBighatt  almost 16 years ago

    Sorry wndrwrthg, I’m impartial and I have to agree with dick. Your argument WAS lame, full of “what ifs” and “suppose that”. And your comeback “Sounds like someone has crapped his cranky pants….” is just attacking the person, not the argument. You’re the one who needs to grow up. And by the way -it’s a humor site, you serious turd.

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