Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 19, 2024

If she saw him she would probably jump.

I was kinda waiting (very briefly mind you) for “stick your foot out when she walks by”. But I will just keep waiting for now…….~(>_<。)＼

Tripwires, hidden boxing gloves, offers to pay for everything (Wait, that last one is "How do I get a woman to faint dead away…) ㋡

How much beer money do you have, tonight?

Just try. We’ll see who goes off the cliff!

This siri was trained on too many horror movies!

High Anxiety!

Whenever you’re near

High anxiety!

It’s you that I fear…

Put your foot out as she walks by you.

I had a girlfriend who was a wheelchair user once. Actually, it was never a problem. We had a great time together, and apart from some nasty comments, it made no difference at all.

Unfortunately, one day, I just pushed her a bit too far…

Will she scream MEEP MEEP on the way down?