Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 29, 2024

Well, surprises all around!!!

Dogs will hump anything.

“Master me, then.”

The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

At that point, that confession is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too late.

Dogs are man’s best friend, so…

The sniffer knows, he was never fooled.

Published in Hustler as well?

The distorted image in the mirror is not what it appears…aaaaaacckk

They both lied!!!!

Got peanut butter?

Well, dog gone………..

Who’s a good boy?

The sniffing with a cold nose will be a bit of surprise.

“Okay, but…….. Can you through a stick?”

They met on the internet. On the internet no one knows you are a dog.

Doesn’t matter, he’s still going to make you his b****!

Meet man’s best friend…

he’s a lot better looking than most of the women i see these days…

Nobody’s perfect!