The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for August 07, 2010

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    twj0729  over 14 years ago

    There goes your privacy, Steve. Why would she want to move in with this guy anyway?

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    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    Shriveling?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Oh please. She thinks she can change him. Either that belief is genetically encoded in your DNA or it results from some chemical in nail polish that you absorb through your toenails. Duh.

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Closest thing to a universal belief I know:

    Guys go into a relationship thinking, “She is perfect. She better not change.” Women think, “He’s not perfect but I can change him.”

    Of course, both are wrong. Everybody changes, but you can’t make anyone change but yourself.

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