WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 14, 2024

Needs muddy dog paw prints………..

Let’s hope that is just mud.

Why not? Fake rips, holes, fading, and wear spots became a big marketing push. Why not commercialized dirt?

These did exist – jeans with fake mud on them. Could use pants with pet hair already on it.

New kind of camouflage gear.

I used to end up with pants looking like that. Very uncomfortable feeling when you have to go back to the office after lunch.

Also good for use during spring rains.

Also perfect for mucking out the stalls.

And there will be fools who will part with their money for them.

This has actually been done.

Those pants are really something to add mire.

Our next item is called “Toddler in the Rain Puddle.” :)

Not really necessary.

Makes as much sense as pre-torn jeans.

The people that think this is a joke are the same same people who thought pre-ripped jeans were a joke several years ago.

I don’t know if you could buy them then, but back in the 70s I knew of people that would cut holes in jeans and then wash them to make them fray before they ever wore them. This mental problem is not new.