Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for February 08, 2024

Nope. Not even in the room, anymore…

“Side effects may be mild to severe. They may include death…”

Cold read theater.

For allergy relief get rid of the cat.

zanfidol… wasn’t that one of the elves in Lord of the Rings?

Since the only ingredient in Zanfidol is sugar, there’s not much side effect except weight gain.

And if you’re having trouble sitting down, you may need Preparation H. Side effects include…

These will definitely make your head spin!

Or close to a bathroom. Yikes

You don’t have to be crazy to take that medication but it helps.

Why—is knocking you off your feet one of the side effects?

If you can read the fine print, you haven’t taken enough. If you believe you can understand them in three or more of the eight languages, consider slowing down a bit. BTW, put your pharmacy on autopay.

Do they need to know what they should be sitting on? Could be important.