Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 24, 2009

Hey! Who made him head honcho/Conductor? Opus’s taste should count…wait a second. No, it shouldn’t.

“Well, I don’t care if it rains or freezes, Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car”

Opus should get two or three points, depending on where Jesus is for the big kick.

Just as long as they still play “I’ve got tears in my ears from crying on my back because you’ve gone away and left me”. (preferably with a twangy guitar and not that cello in the last frame.)

My favorite is “The Hair on Her Chest Was His.”

How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away. I’m So Miserable Since You’re Gone It’s Almost Like You’re Here.

I still miss you, but my aim’s getting better.

Maybe Limekiller doesn’t object to the genre as much as the patently religious nature of the song: “I’ve got the will, Lord, if You’ve got the toe,” is pretty brazen in a secular setting.

my all time favourite title for a country song was, “i never went to bed with an ugly woman, but i’ve sure woke up with a few.”

“If You Won’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Find Someone Who Will”

She was “bred” in old Kentucky, but she’s just a crumb up here. (Curly Howard)

“If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

“It was a business doing pleasure with you”

for those of you who are unfamiliar http://www.whitetreeaz.com/plastic_jesus/plasticj.htm with the lyrics

How ‘bout “Granma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?” Would that still be too religious?

For those of you that don’t know the song (and want to) Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life

Song from Bobby Bare Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc. Words and music by Paul Craft. CD, BWCD-040292

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Lyrics can found at: http://www.bertc.com/subfour/truth/dropkick.htm