Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 16, 2009

I know what you meant, Michael. But next time, write it out first.

Milo’s critical response is precise and to the point.

Mine would be less kind.

Johnny and Morgan Fairchild? I don’t remember that. I thought he only got involved with women whose names were some variation of “Joanne.”

Sisyphos, something like:

And - please - shut up.

I remember that. I feel so old….

I don’t remember anymore (not unusual in my case) if Carson did a stint with Morgan Fairchild or not, but I definitely remember that I once prayed that I could. Not even prayer worked that time.

I thought a “love pump” was something people got because they couldn’t feel lust.

Ah Johnny, we hardly knew ye

Here’s a good one of Morgan:

Watch Morgan - Urrggh