Some of them are good size, e.g. the Emperor penguin. But all of them, in their rookery, smell of guano and saying “hush-puppies” was a compliment. What we have yet to determine is if Opus brushes his beak on the inside and gargles with Listerine or if he has “fishbreath” the size of Texas.
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
The nose knows. (Besides, Massachusetts isn’t all that big, anyway!)
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“Penguin: A small ocean bird that smells of dead herrings and which has a nose the size of Rhode Island.”
Better?
tis4kis almost 15 years ago
Somewhere… in the gazillion Google results of today… it says the same thing.
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
Why would a penguin smell of old wet shoes?
CogentModality almost 15 years ago
Jo Jo
It must be the medicine he takes for indigestion.
jrbj almost 15 years ago
Some of them are good size, e.g. the Emperor penguin. But all of them, in their rookery, smell of guano and saying “hush-puppies” was a compliment. What we have yet to determine is if Opus brushes his beak on the inside and gargles with Listerine or if he has “fishbreath” the size of Texas.
Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 15 years ago
He brushes but with anchovy paste so he still has fish breath!
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
Penguins are perfect examples of God’s sense of humor. Mankind is even funnier.
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
Don’t pick on your friend’s nose, Milo.
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
at least he wasn’t an auk!
Guilden_NL almost 15 years ago
Wikipedia’s early ancestor of the 80’s.