If he bagged a possum he wouldn’t eat it ‘cause he has no idea how to prepare and cook it. Granny on Bev. Hillbillies could make possum stew, but he’s no Granny!
When we have great, international councils that make sure parties in wars between ourselves are armed equally and obey certain rules, it only makes sense that the same rules apply in human vs. animal wars as well. And since the parties in a human vs. human war generally ignore all the rules and do what they want, it only makes sense that the animals could start refining uranium and build a nuclear weapon. And, just to complicate things, humans, in certain third world countries run by dictators, can side with the animals and start conducting illegal guerrilla warfare against other humans.
I wonder why I outgrew hunting? Oh yeah, I grew up. Ahh, the thrill of bagging a deer crossing sign or hitting all eight empty beer cans. Hemingway had nothing on me.
oh, are we heading for some post-apocalyptic ending like in movies?—- well, then let’s buy camos, horde ammunition and MRE’s and hide in our bunkers until the inevitable demise of human society ….
then we can smugly smile and say : told ya !
The anti-arms race continues. If they get the Twinkies, I’ll die. thanks, Zombieland. And the industries big sales mean a lot more federal tax sharing for MI cause we have a lot of hunters here. So…mixed emotions.
This is my favorite Bloom County strip of all time. At least once a week, I’m reminded of the fat bellied stogie sucker, especially when I’m shopping at the mall.
Here ya go, kreole, “Possum Stew” recipe, straight from Granny - doggies, it’s purely scrumptious:
“Ingredients:
two cans of tomato sauce
three cans of cooked tomatoes
1/2 thickly sliced worthog meat (mainly for flavor)
a big bag of pasta noodles (any redneck kind will do)
salt and pepper
Directions:
Fry bacon in big gramma kettle, over mid. size fire, then fry possum in the grease till golden brown. Take the meat out, then add enough water to pot to fill 2/3 way and then boil noodles. Once cooked add both things of tomatoes to kettle and meat and add enough salt and pepper to old granny’s taste. Cook all together for a bout 1 hour simmering over low fire to sautee.
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
Support the right to arm bears…and woodchucks and ducks and rabbits and…
kreole almost 15 years ago
If he bagged a possum he wouldn’t eat it ‘cause he has no idea how to prepare and cook it. Granny on Bev. Hillbillies could make possum stew, but he’s no Granny!
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Who’s been selling arms to the Meadow inhabitants?
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
Oh, the usual suspects; it’s one of the main industries left in the US of A.
all-hail-hypnotoad almost 15 years ago
hey thats not fair, I love animals. Especialy with a good gravy.
PETA- People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
jrbj almost 15 years ago
When we have great, international councils that make sure parties in wars between ourselves are armed equally and obey certain rules, it only makes sense that the same rules apply in human vs. animal wars as well. And since the parties in a human vs. human war generally ignore all the rules and do what they want, it only makes sense that the animals could start refining uranium and build a nuclear weapon. And, just to complicate things, humans, in certain third world countries run by dictators, can side with the animals and start conducting illegal guerrilla warfare against other humans.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
I wonder why I outgrew hunting? Oh yeah, I grew up. Ahh, the thrill of bagging a deer crossing sign or hitting all eight empty beer cans. Hemingway had nothing on me.
Whatroughbeast almost 15 years ago
Good luck eating when the grocery stores are empty.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
oh, are we heading for some post-apocalyptic ending like in movies?—- well, then let’s buy camos, horde ammunition and MRE’s and hide in our bunkers until the inevitable demise of human society …. then we can smugly smile and say : told ya !
kittenpah almost 15 years ago
“Fat-bellied stogie sucker” doesn’t sound like it would be all that good. It’d be all fatty and oozing of tobacco juice. ick.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
The anti-arms race continues. If they get the Twinkies, I’ll die. thanks, Zombieland. And the industries big sales mean a lot more federal tax sharing for MI cause we have a lot of hunters here. So…mixed emotions.
RWBRAND almost 15 years ago
Finally! The animals shoot back!
alviebird almost 15 years ago
Who’s selling them arms? Probably the CIA.
gnash001 almost 15 years ago
This is my favorite Bloom County strip of all time. At least once a week, I’m reminded of the fat bellied stogie sucker, especially when I’m shopping at the mall.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
Here ya go, kreole, “Possum Stew” recipe, straight from Granny - doggies, it’s purely scrumptious: “Ingredients: two cans of tomato sauce three cans of cooked tomatoes 1/2 thickly sliced worthog meat (mainly for flavor) a big bag of pasta noodles (any redneck kind will do)
salt and pepper
Directions: Fry bacon in big gramma kettle, over mid. size fire, then fry possum in the grease till golden brown. Take the meat out, then add enough water to pot to fill 2/3 way and then boil noodles. Once cooked add both things of tomatoes to kettle and meat and add enough salt and pepper to old granny’s taste. Cook all together for a bout 1 hour simmering over low fire to sautee.
Bone Appa Teet. ”
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
Sarah Palin doesn’t need to watch out. The brainwashed demo-rats do.
Stick to the comic.
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
Does calling people names make you feel like a big boy?
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
I suspect that animals already carry guns; there’s no other explanation for hunters who use high-powered assault weapons just to nail a rabbit.
ohmerdesign almost 15 years ago
@Sherlock: You actually KNOW people who use high-powered assault weapons to hunt rabbits?