Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 16, 2010

If you can’t (or won’t) back up your words, Binkley– Life Lesson One: shut up.

You say you don’t care for your evil mood, Binkley, but your actions say you want to drown yourself in it. Now you can.

It’s all in how you ask, isn’t it?

Dandelion don’t tell no lies. Dandelion will make you wise.

(Someone had to say it.)

Great, now all the seeds will end up sprouting in MY yard.

Never threaten a dandelion, they have a zero tolerance culture.

Now pull them out by the roots and make wine. that’ll cheer you up.

Binkley should go to his closet of anxieties.

I feel like that all the time.