My mum used to say “An fauler Esel draigt sich uff oimol d’s daod” / in propper German: ein fauler Esel trägt sich auf einmal zu Tode = a lazy donkey carries himself dead in one go (or something like this). She usually said that if I tried to carry all the dishes at once from the dining table back to the kitchen, rather than take less but carry it safely.
Yakety Sax 4 months ago
Not a one-trip-man huh?
The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago
Math rules!
Purple People Eater 4 months ago
I used to work at a place where I regularly lifted a ton with just one finger.
wi3leong Premium Member 4 months ago
He might be a wimp for an ant but carrying half their body weight around is pretty good for most people.
Troglodyte 4 months ago
At first, I thought: “F-ant-astic!”, but it turned out to be an ant-iclimax.
Imagine 4 months ago
Kept on dropping it.
silberdistel 4 months ago
My mum used to say “An fauler Esel draigt sich uff oimol d’s daod” / in propper German: ein fauler Esel trägt sich auf einmal zu Tode = a lazy donkey carries himself dead in one go (or something like this). She usually said that if I tried to carry all the dishes at once from the dining table back to the kitchen, rather than take less but carry it safely.
oakie9531 4 months ago
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
Oooh my aching back…
Spiffy 4 months ago
Another day older, and deeper in debt.