Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 17, 2010

Believe me, Opus; after a while you get used to Trivial Pursuit and even learn to like it. Sort of.

That’s not what I saw happening in the 80’s at all. There was plenty of promiscuity, booze flowed like water, even newer drugs, and BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG hair. They called it METAL, and it came wrapped in black leather, baby!

WOOOOHOOO!

Shoulda stuck with the MTV chick, Stevie.

No one will play Trivial Pursuit (or Scrabble or Boggle) with me. I tend to play with too much bloodlust, so I usually win.

I play Scrabble with a destroy my opponent attitude. One rule: no less than four letters on the first move.

Pick your seven EJCAPULET. Opponents are encouraged to drink as much as they like..

I love the smell of bloodlust in the morning.

And they begin with “F”, Lew?

Anyhow, the guys just have to wait for all the eDating services so they can begin to lie again, about their age, too.

Yep, I loved the 80’s. Had a great time. Then I finally grew up. Oh well, better late than never.

Know what I miss from the 80’s The chicks trying to dress like the Like a virgin version of Maddona.. now that was entertaining..

After the end of the “sexual revolution,” guys started wearing tight, brightly-colored outfits and perming their hair, and at the same time insisting they weren’t gay. Also, most movies consisted of steroid freaks shooting big guns.

Lesson: The ’70s were good.

Wait a minute… Something happened in the 80’s? I was there, why didn’t anyone tell me?