Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 18, 2012

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    rayannina  almost 12 years ago

    A fate worse than death.

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    vwdualnomand  almost 12 years ago

    that is unless you are with a lawyer.

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    Sisyphos  almost 12 years ago

    Oh, Binkley! What a wondrous poem of sheer terror! —The most horrid monsters known to humans: not the cobbled revenants of mad scientists, not lean and hungry vampires, not pentagram-cursed werewolves, not foul shuffling ghouls nor mindless zombies, not any other cursed creature from any mythology; but rather something to scare and scar poor innocents for life, draining their every resource.ARGGGH! A bed-load of LAWYERS! Run for your lives! We’re doomed!

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    beculp  almost 12 years ago

    I thought it is a conspiracy of lawyers when a bunch of them are together

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    My, my. The bed bugs have “matured.”

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    kittenpah  almost 12 years ago

    The most frightening possiblity would be if they decided these are billable hours.

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    Or, if they were preachers and televangelists teaching fire and brimstone with their collection plates out….

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    klunker rider  almost 12 years ago

    Could always be worse, could have been Lobbiest

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    Sir Osis of Liver  almost 12 years ago

    The ultimate visit that can come out of a closet of anxieties. You just can’t top that!

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    Bob.  almost 12 years ago

    Compost

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    rw1h  almost 12 years ago

    Speaking of preachers and lawyers, I believe there’s a passage in my Bible that says Samson slew 1000 Phillistines with the jawbone of a lawyer………………

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    alviebird  almost 12 years ago

    Believe it or not, there is a television ministry that does not hit you with the infamous “plate”. ‘The Shepherd’s Chapel’. The only mention of money is at the end of the broadcast, when an off-screen voice says, “We are brought to you by your tithes and offerings. If we have helped you, won’t you help us?” Short & sweet. The first time I tuned in, I thought, “I’ll watch until he asks for money, then back to channel surfing.” Been watching ever since. He doesn’t pass the plate in his brick & mortar church, either.

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