Big Top by Rob Harrell for February 03, 2012

don’t feel right at home.

Morning, bigG.

popIf Carney Carl lives next door to you….. you might be a redneck..GOODFRIDAYMORNINGTRIBEANDALL! and GROG! and BigG…. Commops Friday! Woohoo…early out!.I forget… can I mix cocomocha and Nuclear coffee without an Ooops! moment?.Speaking of … Hey Ooops! do you know how hard it is to clean grape jelly out of your ears? ‘Turd’ loves you..toontour and BBL.POOPH!

Good Morning Plods, Grog, bigG3469 and the whole dern TRIBE. TGIF everyone!

Plods, just pour in a few drops of hydrogen peroxide, wait a few seconds and add a few drops of nuclear coffee. That will clean your ears right out.

You might notice some tingling, followed by a loud popping noise.

My mind is sometimes too literal. For several years, I was sure that a redneck was someone who worked outside in the summer and had a redneck from the sun.

Good Morning BigG, Grog!, Plods, Knightman & Everybodies! BigG, I have no idea what banaoffie pie is, so may I have a slice of that please?

Hope Doctoon’s okay. The Denver area is getting hammered. Doc – If you see Cantore, run the other way.

Good Morning, Knightman, Plods & Ooops!

Good TGIF @bigG3469 & @GROG! & @Plods & @Knightman & @Ooops!

Re: the toon: Seriously!? There’s a store where you can buy Redneck Generals? Wonder how they taste marinated & barbecued? Are they gonna be on the Menu anytime soon?Plods — a formatting tip for you: if you type a ‘p’ inside angle-brackets < > you get a line-space. Try that instead of the period (which is what I also used to use before I discovered this tip!)

Here’s a cottontip for you to get rid of all the grape jelly glooops!

Ooops! If your mind is sometimes too literal, does that mean it’s full of litter? (picture me now ducking the grape jelly gloop whizzing its way towards me!)

@Shady LadySo I use 3 keystrokes to one? .No thanks … I type slowly enough.

Plods, I replied to your comment @ Daddy’s Home.

Good Morning, Shady Lady

Oh it does, Plods. I’m not partial to taking orders in my afterwork hours.

BTW – How’d your interview go?

Great Plods. I go for the Oath-taking ceremony on the 23rd. I probably won’t be popping in to comment on that day until I get back from the ceremony. It’s way up on the north side of Houston and I live south of South Houston and I have to be there very early in the morning through all of that rush hour traffic.

Grog what type of new job are you going for?

Oh and hello to the rest of you. I have been using Craigslist 80% is scams though there are 10% honest ones. I have an interview Monday do not know if follow up will happen after the initial one. Most generally no follow ups happen. My field is Receptionist/Office Assistant/Data Entry field.

Good Morning, Everyone,

17 degrees this a.m.,……brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

BigG, please send this way a full dinner from Mrs. Knott’s Fried Chicken Dinner Restaurant. Oh Yum! And, don’t forget the Boysenberry Pie for dessert. Yum again!!!!

Good Morning, ♥Kab♥, Doctor Toon & Montana Lady.

♥Kab♥, it was a citizenship interview, not a job interview. I go to the oath ceremony on the 23rd.

Oh, and thanks, Plods

Good Morning, Tribe

Day off today, but have a customer car that needs a starter. Just an hour or two if all goes well.

Good Morning, ♠Lonewolf♠

a good (if late) morning to everyone and the tribe.happy, happy, happy!!!

had to run out of the house this morning. did not even get to finish my first pot of _*coffee_* !i had a hunk of banana nut bread, not even warmed up.

@Plodsif your neighbor uses an old toilet bowl as a planter, he might be a redneck

darn! i am not going to re type that.

Hi, Grog & Hallford

Headed out to toss a starter on that car. BBL

PLODS!!!

WOLFIEDo you ever read your email?

Wait – I know what it is… you put me on your spam list

Work week is through…. woohooOn my way homeBBL

Hello all. Be back to reading Comp I essay not as formal, expressive. Have an idea when hubby and I went for fun at State Fare last year. Yes it was hot and we did not work though later in week we did.Grog county for DOC does swear people in not for citenzenship. I assumed wrongly you are a citizen living in TX.

I do read the emails, Plods. I have been so busy as of late, but I thought I answered one of them. Must be getting old.

Finished the starter job and even did an oil change for him to boot. My garage heater took a powder so it was a tad chilly working out there.

Happy TGIF day everyone. Take care and have a great weekend. The weather is terrific here. I just got back from a walk downtown and except for a very few icy patches, it was fantastic. If winter never got any worse than this, I think I could live with it.

♥Kab♥, I do reside in Texas a legal alien. I’ve done so for the last 10 years. When I take the oath, I will, then, become a U.S. Citizen.

Oh! So being literal isn’t always bad? Well, except for the litter. Still, why does everyone insist on passing those DO NOT PASS signs on the side of the road?

I’m related to rednecks, does this make me part redneck? How about the axe I keep behind the front door? It’s pretty there. Or the antique clippers that I named ‘Birth Control’?

Hi, LuvH8!!

Hi Lonewolf!

Good Aftrenoon, everybody and tribe and all. Especially ♠Lonewolf♠ & Ooooooooops!!

Hi, Bmonk & Donkey Hotey

It’s better than being in Canada while in its downward slide. It’s been in one for years

Hi, Donkey and GROG!!

Hi, bmonk

And so it gets quiet.

Hey there, Grog.

I’m getting ready for pizza night.

Hi, ♠Lonewolf♠. I ate over an hour ago. I was hungry. I skipped lunch. Hot dogs with spicy brown, diced jalapenos & sauerkraut. Washed down with a killer can of Fosters.

I had an early start to the day. I wouldn’t be surprised if I passed out early.

It’s supposed to be a wet & dreary dark weekend. Aside from doing my errands tomorrow I may just sleep through to Monday morning. Sounds like a plan.

I’ve got work tomorrow, but I should be off by 12 or 1 as my hours are high for the week already.

I may not even watch the Superbore.

Off to bed I go.

Hi, Doc.

Catch you in the morrow, Grog.