Like the old joke: A guy finds a magic lamp. The genie says “You get three wishes, but know this: Whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double!” The guys says “Give me a billion dollars!” POOF! He gets a billion, his ex-wife gets 2 billion. Then he says “I wish I had a big mansion!” POOF! he gets one, and his ex gets two. The he says “Now, beat me half to death!”
preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago
I doubt Herb would be so alarmed as he’s now forewarned.
tcayer 10 months ago
Like the old joke: A guy finds a magic lamp. The genie says “You get three wishes, but know this: Whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double!” The guys says “Give me a billion dollars!” POOF! He gets a billion, his ex-wife gets 2 billion. Then he says “I wish I had a big mansion!” POOF! he gets one, and his ex gets two. The he says “Now, beat me half to death!”
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 10 months ago
As bad as she is I bet Brutus Thornapple, aka the Born Loser, would trade mothers-in-law with Herb in a nanosecond.