Animal Crackers by Mike Osbun for May 27, 2024

well my Tarzan apparently been working in some insurance company

I thought Tarzan used an old school “Party Line” ;-)

Tarzan’s calls are always the same one-liner. Boring!

if you haven’t already, you’ve got to read the first two Tarzan novels by Edgar Rice Burroughs, great literature, and when Tarzan arrived back in England he could speak like 5 languages fluently, became one of the most popular Lords in Parliament, always sticking up for the little guy and was a RAF fighter pilot in WWI … there are 22 more but the first two are excellent

oh and i used to do a great Tarzan yell in my youth too, until my voice changed

Long distance………..

The guy’s gone ape.

One was Slim Whitman yodeling in High C.