Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 16, 2024

Do you tell jokes?

Only if the company is right.

I didn’t realize Spork was still mooching off Peter and Peg.

Know any bar jokes?

I just visited Nantucket and didn’t learn a single limerick!

And Spork says, “Ha, what a jokester”.

Ah Spork, read the room, he’s in no mood for your jokes.