“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.”― G.K. Chesterton
“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”― Dave Barry
“To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.” ~P.G. Wodehouse, Ordeal by Golf, c.1920
“Golf is just a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”-~Fran Allison
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”-~Will Rogers
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”— Dean Martin
The Tour de France looks pretty easy on TV too – how hard can it be to ride a bicycle through the French countryside?
EVERYTHING looks easy when somebody with experience does it. Like making pasta. The actual noodle.
Anything looks easy, when a pro is doing it.
“Hello, ball!”
Everything I know about golf I learned from The Golfer episode of The Honeymooners. He should be watching that.
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.”― G.K. Chesterton
“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”― Dave Barry
“To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.” ~P.G. Wodehouse, Ordeal by Golf, c.1920
“Golf is just a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”-~Fran Allison
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”-~Will Rogers
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”— Dean Martin
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 7 months ago
The Tour de France looks pretty easy on TV too – how hard can it be to ride a bicycle through the French countryside?
mousefumanchu Premium Member 7 months ago
EVERYTHING looks easy when somebody with experience does it. Like making pasta. The actual noodle.
christelisbetty 7 months ago
Anything looks easy, when a pro is doing it.
paullp Premium Member 7 months ago
“Hello, ball!”
Everything I know about golf I learned from The Golfer episode of The Honeymooners. He should be watching that.