Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for May 25, 2024

Wish I could do that.

Telemarketers hate it when you try to sell them something.

They also don’t want to hear about Jesus.

(never mind how I know this)

Telemarketers Will Drive You Doggone Quackers

I started getting telemarketer calls for a few days. I blocked one number, and they called again under a different one. They had the same script every single time. Finally, I’d had enough.

My phone’s ringtone is a duck’s quack. The very next time they called, I started quacking like a duck, over and over again. Then, when a live person came on the line:

Me: “Welcome to the dog farm!”

We have five dogs, and I live on a hay farm.

So far, so good; they have not called back. Sometimes a little crazy can go a long way!

That feels a bit overkill… I would’ve gone with phone spiders!

Amazing things are happening at the kennel!!!

Thank you man’s best friend…..

I have answered “police department”. They hang up.

That doesn’t look like India.

No wonder people cancel their land lines. I just returned from an extended trip and EVERY SINGLE phone call on my answering device was a robo or otherwise call.

YES!!!! my dream come true!

The people doing the calling are underpaid, overworked and miserable. Flame the company owners instead.

Not legal but sure looks like fun!

Wish I could do that