Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 30, 2024

then … make it a squirrel

I thought Andy was her pet. Or was it the other way around?

At least Andy doesn’t require a litter box.

But cats can be soft, warm, and comforting. AND they catch mice and other vermin. Capp is totally worthless!

I’d get a cramp sleeping with my legs folded up like that.

With the sofa occupied where would the little creature curl up?

How rude Flo. I hope your bad luck stays with you forever.

Does Andy get the zoomies?

Yes, Flo, but Andy’s a low down dirty mutt, not a cat. Let’s not smear kitties by comparing them to HIS lazy assss.

The pot. THE POT.

Pampers are not far down the road, and a beer

The cat would be more entertaining than Andy.

But a cat would fill that empty space on the couch.

At least Cats pay more attention to you and don’t hit you up for money

And cats do not need beer….a trade off…..?

I never thought about Andy and a cat. They might just bond. I knew someone who gave their cat small licks of beer while they lazily watched a game together on the sofa.

Which is also why she is fed up.

They would fight over the couch.

Unpopular opinion: Dogs are much better.

We never had our own dog but my Mum grew up having dogs and I remember my Dad had one when he was younger.

xxx

At least cats don’t hassle you for beer money.