Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for May 28, 2024

I couldn’t believe my mother always complaining that her feet hurt when she only weighed 100 pounds. Then I got old and my feet hurt all the time, but I weigh 200, so they hurt more than hers did!

One-downs-manship

Hey, kids, it’s gonna happen to you, too. (That’s assuming someone doesn’t get rid of you for being such a smart aleck…)

I think I’d just buy a new mop if it were that hard to find a replacement mop head. The mop head is probably almost as much as the whole mop.

We all end up with sore feet.

I’m in my 30s and sometimes I wake up and my feet feel like I’ve been running all night.

It’s not just the ‘old’. I know several people in their 40s and 50s that are walking complainers of aches and medical problems. It seems like even the young are on a lot of pills, now.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. My little brother just hit 60.

I can one-up all of them, but then I have neuropathy.

That’s nothing! This morning my feet tried to do me in by wearing and detonating suicide socks! I managed to take them off and chuck them out the window before they blew. But now I have to stump around in my spare feet until I can get proper replacements this weekend.

“I cried because I had sore feet, ’til I met someone who had no feet”.