Whenever I have to file obnoxious documents, I put a few drops of lavender oil on them. It’s a sort of sympathetic magic and creates a mind-messing-mystery.
When I was but a child, I brought a Lily Tomlin spoken word comedy album. One of the jokes was that people should soak the computer punch card that came with their phone bill in Woolite. If you did that and then ironed the bill it would make the holes just a tiny bit smaller.
The missing M. Smokey about 1 month ago
Tell him if he doesn’t fix it his #### will fall off.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 1 month ago
They’re in California, they have some rights.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 1 month ago
Landlords gonna landlord.
davidob about 1 month ago
This landlord needs to be put on the shelf.
Charlie Sloden Premium Member 30 days ago
I liked the strip. It appealed to my puerile sense of humor.
mistercatworks 30 days ago
Whenever I have to file obnoxious documents, I put a few drops of lavender oil on them. It’s a sort of sympathetic magic and creates a mind-messing-mystery.
Differentname 29 days ago
When I was but a child, I brought a Lily Tomlin spoken word comedy album. One of the jokes was that people should soak the computer punch card that came with their phone bill in Woolite. If you did that and then ironed the bill it would make the holes just a tiny bit smaller.