Whenever I have to file obnoxious documents, I put a few drops of lavender oil on them. It’s a sort of sympathetic magic and creates a mind-messing-mystery.
When I was but a child, I brought a Lily Tomlin spoken word comedy album. One of the jokes was that people should soak the computer punch card that came with their phone bill in Woolite. If you did that and then ironed the bill it would make the holes just a tiny bit smaller.
The missing M. Smokey 6 months ago
Tell him if he doesn’t fix it his #### will fall off.
Pharmakeus Ubik 6 months ago
They’re in California, they have some rights.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 6 months ago
Landlords gonna landlord.
davidob 6 months ago
This landlord needs to be put on the shelf.
Charlie Sloden Premium Member 6 months ago
I liked the strip. It appealed to my puerile sense of humor.
mistercatworks 6 months ago
Whenever I have to file obnoxious documents, I put a few drops of lavender oil on them. It’s a sort of sympathetic magic and creates a mind-messing-mystery.
Differentname 6 months ago
When I was but a child, I brought a Lily Tomlin spoken word comedy album. One of the jokes was that people should soak the computer punch card that came with their phone bill in Woolite. If you did that and then ironed the bill it would make the holes just a tiny bit smaller.