Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for June 20, 2024

He’s just “brimming” with warped concepts.

Check out stocking cap index funds. Pick a design. One size fits all.

I don’t have a head for stocks.

I have a foot for socks.

I don’t think you know what you’re doing.

His head belongs in the stocks.

He really XLs at daytrading.

Which ever you choose, you should put a cap on what your willing to invest right now.

…or just throw a dart at a board with a list of stocks on it!