Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 17, 2024

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    c001  8 months ago

    I remember the Simpsons episode where Homer wants to find out what the J in ā€œHomer J. Simpsonā€ is for. And ā€œOrenthalā€ isnā€™t bad, too.

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    My Dadā€™s middle name was John. First name was Anselm shortened to Ansel. Coworkers and his buddies called him AJ though.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 8 months ago

    Iā€™m a ā€œJ.B.ā€, too. So grateful my first name is NOT ā€œJehosephatā€!

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 8 months ago

    My parents gave me the middle name, Silveira, same as my father and grandfather, used my confirmation name, Joseph, so my parents would not open my mail, lived with them.

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    ChessPirate  8 months ago

    OK, Barnā€¦ ā˜ŗ

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    Better than calling oneā€™s dad ā€œsir.ā€

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    Robert Miller Premium Member 8 months ago

    My belief: If my kids want to stop calling me ā€œdadā€ and refer to me as ā€œRobertā€ or ā€œBobā€, then I will no longer call them my kids. And just like my friends who call me Bob, call if you want to get together, weā€™ll do lunch sometimeā€¦

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    Taracinablue  8 months ago

    Jehoshaphat was largely a good man. His name isnā€™t flattering to the English ear, though.

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