Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 08, 2024

the reply speaks volumes

This is the first time I saw Chalkie’s last name. Surprising his wife’s name is Ruby, and not Snow.

Look at it this way, Vicar—who would believe any religious magazine delivered by Capp??

Rewarded Vicar-iously.

A beer today is worth 10 in heaven, where there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here. Frankie, not Weird Al Yankovich.

Free beer in heaven.

Nice pose, Vicar. Comes in handy for many things.

serves the guy right, I guess… :j

And the Vicar was gonna give them a 20 spot for their help. Don’t jump to conclusions.

Vicar, don’t try to outcadge the Cadger! ;-p

Like the old song, “There’ll be pie in the sky when you die.”

In England, a White is always called Chalkie.

That would be cutting into his beer drinking time.

Besides he doubts that he’ll be going there to get his reward.

One time I wanted to impress my grandfather with my erudition, I asked him “Can you endow me with a pecuniary embellishment?”

Chalky is for white. . .

See you in He**!

Andy and his friend got fooled by the vic

Andy and friend got fooled by thepreacher once to often

Your loss, Andy. Even it was being rewarded in Heaven. That sounds divine.

xxx

No, not pie in the sky bye and bye, PIE NOW!

I’ve never like that “wait until you’re in Heaven to be rewarded and have fun” aspect of some religions.

If they both fall in the canal is it White Capps? (ok, ok, too much.)

Why the finger point all the time when someone makes a statement