The Middletons by Dana Summers for July 24, 2024

In kilograms.

I know I weigh too much. I don’t look at he scale and tell them not to tell me my weight. They just tell me if I’m the same weight or if it’s changed. Usually it’s the same within a pound or two either way

Sixteen tons how do you feel, another day older and an a little more heavier. {Apologies to Tennessee Ernie Ford rewrote this when I was a kid.}

That examining table looks more like a recliner