Heart of the City by Steenz for July 23, 2024

“It’s not sweat! It’s just raining!”

“It doesn’t take a great actor to recognize a bad one – You’re sweating!”(from Galaxy Quest)

A pile of mashed potato + firework = Mount Saint Hellen!

(Not all volcanoes just have lava)

Old fallback – baking soda volcano.

Or go to the teacher, just admit what happened, and he’ll probably let you do a makeup and just take points off for it being late.

Embrace the L, Dean. Then you will be truly free.

Why is he sweating? If he doesn’t finish in time will he die?

He’ll get an “F” on the project.

It’s summer – why does the dufus have 4 layers of WINTER clothes on?

He can do that. But the result will be really poor.

Easy – with mashed potatoes and gravy. If only he knew somebody who was in the school’s cooking class who could make some of that during school hours…

Flop sweat. Also called, “D Blues”