Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for August 05, 2024

awww…it should have been blue just like his first booties

So it comes off when he finished paying off the student loans?

Treat this like the ugly sweaters or bad ties dads get as Father’s Day gifts. Pretend you appreciate it (notice I didn’t say “like”) then never let it see the light of day again.

In case you were thinking of disappearing to avoid paying us back your education. It will also vibrate wildly if it detects you might be having ‘too much’ fun.

Yes it it. A 21st Century upgrade of the old apron strings.