JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 05, 2024

“ONLY” 137 light years, or 805 trillion miles. The fastest spacecraft we ever made went 364,660 mph. At that speed it will only take 2,207,535,786 hours to get there, or a little over 252 thousand years. Pack well for the trip!

Sounds like he’s talking about the planet Krypton.

I like the little “surprise” emoji in the first panel!

You won’t believe what the kids are wearing! And if you look really, really close, the Starbucks is doing BOGO every eon. And the ‘convenience’ store on the way has regular size Taco Doritos for six hundred thousand a bag. While supplies last. (Must buy four.)

A Super Earth? They must be super advanced.

It’s hard to imagine a technology that would get us there in one person’s lifetime. Let alone back again.

Not sure how he gets from her believing in footage to her believing in UFOs

The grass is always greener on the other side of the galaxy

Oh, there are UFOs, or UAPs, but a possible planet light years away doesn’t mean there are aliens visiting us from outer space.

Of course, any images of that planet show it as it looked 137 years ago.

I have a reservation at Milliways.

A New Heaven and a New Earth?!