Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 10, 2024

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    Farside99  4 months ago

    WRONG on so many levels. I’ll let the rest of you fight it out.

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  2. Snake on a hat 2003
    BigDaveGlass  4 months ago

    I identify as sabotaged…….

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    tzid  4 months ago

    I foresee problem with this solution.

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    cmerb  4 months ago

    I have heard that there is a lot of that " thinking " going on lately . I wonder how it will play out ?

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    The Orange Mailman  4 months ago

    I’m confused, is that an elixir or a tincture?

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    Chris  4 months ago

    well now you have a face of a man. :}

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    Whoops. He must’ve given her the Bearded Lady Elixir. “I see a circus or carnival in your future.”

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    ♪♫ "He bent down, turned around, and gave her a wink.

    He said, ’I’m gonna make it up right here in the sink’.

    It smelled like turpentine and looked like India ink.

    She held her nose, she closed her eyes, she took a drink.

    They didn’t know if they were he or she.

    They started yelling ’what’d you do to me?’.

    And when they saw their face was as hairy as could be,

    they broke the massive honker of… The Wizard of I. D…" ♪♫

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    oish  4 months ago

    So which bathroom / locker room to use?

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    Ulrig  4 months ago

    Definitely, Wiz in the early days! His spells were only half…

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    This is why Binary Hormone Cocktail never caught on.

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  12. Jolie album
    brklnbern  4 months ago

    Transgendering before it became the rage.

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    Women are not the smooth skinned maidens people think they are. A lot of them have hair that they have to tweeze and sometimes even shave. Marketers, now called influencers have convinced us that normal isn’t normal. I’m take normal anytime over fake.

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