Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for August 05, 2024

The moon treaty of 2055 stopped the toaster wars.

The UFG conspiracy unmasked: the humble toaster causes unidentified flying glutens

Mine launches my English muffins into the air and onto the counter.

My guess is future space travelers will invent artificial gravity just so they don’t have to keep recalibrating toasters. :)

Breakfast puts a spring in your step. Especially when you have to catch the toast.

And STILL burnt to a crisp!!…

The toast-buchet was one of the moon’s most feared weapons.

Tiny retro rockets.

I like strawberry ‘Launch-Tarts’ the best. ‘Made of 100% un-natural ingredients to survive an eternity in endless space.’ Well, in my cupboard.