Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 22, 2009
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March 23, 2009
Transcript:
Man: Wonder why no one drinks martinis anymore...how do they get through the afternoon? Man 2: As you can see, sir, we have a problem. We can't survive if enrollment doesn't pick up. We've got to do something bold, something transformational! I'd like to propose that we swap jobs! Man: Excuse me? Man 2: You become dean, and I'll take over as president! It'll shake things up, bring Walden into the 21st century! Man: Are you mad? Man 2: No, I'm black - and we should be leveraging that! It's not about me personally. Man: It's not. Man 2: No - it's about paradigm shifts, about embracing a dynamic new vision of leadership! Man: Nice try. What else you got? Man 2: Well, I'm also part Cherokee. Either way, I'm a game-changer!
sappha58 over 15 years ago
I’ll take a martini, with Stoli vodka, please.
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
Dean of Walden? This is so good. He’s already a politician, he should be in Washington. XD
cleokaya over 15 years ago
I like my martini with Tanqueray. Replace the vermouth with a splash of Laphroiag.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 15 years ago
What the bleep is Laphroaig?
tcambeul over 15 years ago
Gin & Scotch?????
bobdalebaker over 15 years ago
Wild Turkey 101 my poison of choice.
MaryWorth Premium Member over 15 years ago
Jeez, I remember reading this strip when the biggest college worry was students taking overs!
ChiehHsia over 15 years ago
Tanqueray with Laphroaig… that’s just so WRONG. Adultery in two directions at once. Probably a killer hangover, too.
jjcarmody over 15 years ago
In the upper echelons of power, being black is a “game changer.”